February 2012
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barbieklaus:
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
#being emotionally attached to someone who doesn’t exist
doctahr asked: YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO; YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND. 'CAUSE THEY DON'T DANCE, AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE, THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS 'A MINE.
doctahr asked: lol. people are going to think I really like Justin Beiber or something. X)
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I'm fully obssesed with him......I'm totally okay...
A text conversation between me and my friend Hannah
Hannah: Darn it all! BP's play ended last month, so while we will lay over in London there's no chance of seeing it. :(
Me: Well series 7 is filming, so drive to Cardiff and hug Matt then say, "My best friend loves you. This hug is from her." then hand him my number, "Call her." and walk off like nothing happened.
Me: Or if you see Benedict do the same to him.
Me: I'm totally and completely serious about you doing this btw
Hannah: Yeahhh they'll definently call you.
Me: Just you wait Benedict will be on Top Gear and he'll talk about you like Matt talked about bush girl and the show will make him call me.
Me: It will happen eventually somehow I will be in contact with both of them before I die.
Hannah: Lol. Okay.
Me: I want to work with both of them on something and one of them and I will have and on set romance, preferably Benny
Hannah: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh no. You're way too young.
Me: Shut up no I'm not
Hannah: Noooo. Course not. 15 and 40? Pfff.
Me: He's 33.
Hannah: But still.
Me: Woman shut it, he will be mine. I plan on it.
Hannah: Uhuh. I bet him and Martin have eloped already.
Me: Don't you dare! Mines mines mines!
Hannah: Well I plan to have Camille and Courdi adopt BP and her son, rename him Tony, get her married to DT, have them name his Donna and her other son Mickey, have them adopt me, then marry Justin Beiber or something just to annoy you. DT will have Catharine over. Then have BP invite Matt over, who will then invite the now married Benny and Mart over, and have you, their child Spot, Tony, Mickey, and Justin Beiber sit at the kiddie table when you break into my flat to see them while I have a lovely conversation with adults.
Hannah: Donna and Mickey are named so bc that's what Ten2 and Rose named their kids.
Me: Shut up! Obviously Matt and I will be best friends and he'll invite Benny to set us up.
Hannah: Yea-eah well.
Me: Yes it will happen!
Hannah: And Coldplay will sing at DT and BP's wedding, bc I'll get my dad's friend Tav, who knows them, to come, and invite Coldplay to sing. And then DT will adorably dance with Billie who will be much better at it than him obviously, while he sings "and i willlll tryyyyy to fixxxx youuuu."
Hannah: Ooh! and then I'll divorce Justin, but continue to invite him so he can eat at the kiddie table with you and sing "Baby-O" in your ear while you sleep in the guest bedroom he'll have to share with you bc of lack of space. And then I'll marry that really hot Romeo from that play we saw with Theatre last week.
Me: As long as I get Benny out of this I am okay
Hannah: Nope. He eloped with Martin and had a kid named Spot bc that's what hipster Martin decided to call him to annoy others, remember?
Me: No Martin is already married
Hannah: Irrelevant. He eloped with Ben and renamed his other kids Batman, Spiderman, and Princess Consuella Banana Hammock.
Me: No
Hannah: Uh huh. And then he renamed his dog Robert to annoy those people who hate it when people give dogs people names.
Me: No Benedict will be mine if I have to attck Martin and a thousand other Cumberbitches to get to him
Hannah: But they're happy together! You can ahve Justin. Or Josh Hutcherson if you fnish all your peas.
Me: No then can I at least have Matt
Hannah: No, sorry, he and Karen already eloped. That's why they shop at the grocery store. Aurthur's free though.
Me: Fine I'll settle for Aurthur and Benny and I having an affair
Hannah: NO AFFAIR *raps knuckles with rulers*
Me: Yes affair
Hannah: You may have Aurthur and name your children hipster names bc Aurthur was converted into hipster ways by Karen and Matt. Oh but the names Spot, Batman, Spiderman, Princess Consuella Banana Hammock, Gold fish and the leaning tower of Piza are already taken. The latter two Matt and Karen reserved for their kids.
Me: Affair will hapen and then the two flawless hipsters Aurthur and MArtin will find out and let Benny and I stay together bc they fall in love with eachothers hipsterness
Hannah: Hmmm. But then they won't be able to travel back in time with the help of Matt and create America partailly by writing books together under the pen name of John Locke.
(AN: John Locke is a revolutionist we are currently learning about in history as the Sherlockian in both of us tries not to burst out laughing everytime the teacher says his name)
Me: This can happen b4 they find out
Hannah: Oh ok. But I'm inviting Justin Beiber to your wedding. And not Coldplay. But they and Tav's awesome not-yet-released band will be at mine.
Me: Fine as long as you eventually give Benny to me I can edure Beiber for a bit
Hannah: Oh alright
Me: Yay! Holy fuck yay, I get him in the end!
Hannah: Haha
Reblog if you can write amazing stories in your...
staraito:
samissoepic:
It’s called all the fucking time.
Story of my life!
yep pretty much
y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
peanutbutter-nutella:
socialsaltysailors:
milliganoutbitches:
sundancekyd:
equation of the curve of jensen ackles’ ass.
Jesus Christ.
I’m not even a fan and this is amazing.
Sherlocked: Here's a list of all the theaters that... →
radiolocked:
221tea:
iamilex:
221tea:
strangersatthemall:
221tea:
strangersatthemall:
TADAHHH!
For anyone who’s interested. And guess what? There’s TONS of Ohio venues for all my Ohio buddiessssss!!!!!!
#? #Ashley #are you Ohian?
NO.
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Anyone from Texas who has actually found an actual location? I must see!
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"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
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i’ll never let go…
sassygaysherlock:
sherlock finds out about the casting for ‘elementary’
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
i can see it now.
kikibelge:
mistress-of-the-night:
mega-perv-extraordinaire:
after months of ‘have you seen sherlock yet?’ Star Trek 2 will come out and my friends will watch it and Benedict will be all like
and then they will fall in love with him and i will just sit there like
because apparently you need a billion bucks blockbuster sprinkled all over you to be seen noticed by the general public....
Watchhjat:
joshishollywood:
Is this chick for real.
Seriously girl I just can’t even I don’t know what to say. Just I’m sorry what?
Reblog if you want Supernatural season 8!!!
rikkysworld:
demondetoxmanual:
Around 600,000 people on tumblr are suppose to be SUPERNATURL fans. Let’s see how many of those want season VIII!
Hell I’m not even caught up yet and I want it!
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